On this day, Travis VanFartstinkle was born....

So I have this friend, Anne. We are typically too busy to spend time together in real life, but I love the ever loving stuffing out of this girl. Together we can act like 15 year olds, be completely vulgar (forewarning, there is A LOT of profanity in this post. If this disturbs you, probably you shouldn't read this blog. At the same time, I've saved you from any of our shark week or saggy booby conversations-this time...) and we can vent to one another when the world is getting us down (that stuff's private, you can't see that...) and we just have FUN texting back and forth. Today is Anne's birthday. So for her birthday, I made this itty bitty portion of Best of's. 

HaPpY BiRtHDaY, AnNiE-BaNaNnY! 

This is how it all started. Paul was in the hospital for the second month in a row and Anne was trying to cheer me up. 

After a long series of super cheesy, mainly animal based texts we have this:

So basically, we find jokes or things that we find funny and we send them to one another. 

We love 'achotha. We really do. 

We discuss our children: 

(Ty wouldn't like Tuesdays, either.) 

Sometimes, we have long conversations, like this one: 

We will be the best old ladies around. 

But as you can see, from our laundry conversation, we're homemakers as well. Who love Pinterest

But aren't exactly all around Pinterest Moms. 

We get philosophical sometimes: 

On why our ovaries should just *know* we're done having kids so they should just quit expelling eggs:

Back to kids. And Dogs. 

And Husbands: 

 

We also think we're pretty awesome and should be famous

We also discuss current events: 

More philosophy: 

And we usually make it back to the topic of laundry: 

More Pinterest: 

 

And finally: 

Hope you've laughed along with us! There is so much more... And so much worse....